Dedication - Balboa Style
(in all upper caps)
Yo Adrian, I love you
Yo Balboa Press, I love you
Yo ________ I love you
Yo all my family and friends, I love you.
Yo Adrian, I love you
Yo Balboa Press, I love you
Yo ________ I love you
Yo all my family and friends, I love you.
Swami "Rocky" Rhodes Balboa
Instead of Apostles Creed
Apollos Creed
I was born in 1952 given the name Rhodes Balboa.
Master Apollo Creed in the Rocky Mountains
It was a cave in a high peak in the Rockies near Denver with a Beautiful porcelain Thrown (he called John) in the middle of the cave. John Denver was also an initiate of high and I came into the cave hearing the sound of Rocky Mountain high and the smell of an odd scented incense. Just took me to another place. He called this rare incense, which conveniently he rolled in sacred.
He told me of his favorite sacred herbs for incense.... They all smelled kinda like skunk, but with a smokey cigar-like quality. Pungent, but not that bad.
Fitness Guru Swami Balboa wants to pump…you up in 2002!
My name is Swami Balboa and I want to Pump… you up with six rounds of shadow boxing! This is a powerful six step technique that I learned in the Rocky Mountains from my master Apollo Creed.So hear me now and believe me later, if you take my body building tips to be your news years re-solutions, (solutions to practice -and drink- over and over) then you will have a physique of golden Greek proportions like yours truly (Swami flexes his rippling muscles).
Yogacharya-We Love You
He showed me how to roll my own incense.
Before his mahasamadhi in Rocky 4, he passed his mantle to me. And I carry that 1951 Mickey Mantle card wherever I go.
Like all true Masters, Apollo, god of boxing, did not cast a shadow.
He taught me the sacred art of shadow boxing.
He told me to always stay on your feet, that's why I went into stand up.
He also said the 3 bowel movements a day was essential to being a Master. "Stay positive and never get down on your dumps", he would tell me.
I am a medium... I hate being a medium. Every where I go I cannot find a shirt in my size.
But I am also a medium or channel.
Tell a Vision
Rocky Road, got on the path.
ideas for funny marijuana names
Blue Monkey Fist
Dankanstein
Mr. Niceguy
Satans Vagina
Shiznittle Bam
Northen Sour Snatch
Hairy vagina musk
Alaskan Thunderfuck
Afghan Shark Attack
Purp Daddy Skunkers
Lebrons Lightning Fart
The North Dakota Train Ride
The Deleware Sunrise
Paul Revere's Horsefart
Rhode Islands Bastard Child
Millard Fillmores Purple Nurps
Martin Van Buren Sideburn Express
Saskatchewan Snatchburgers
Manitobas Finest Tumbleweed
Stonewall Jacksons Gun
The BrainCell Terminator
Hiromshimas Green Smoke
Judahs Redemption
Mr Wiggly Finger
Mr Potatoheads Missing Brain
Kentucky Kurly Fried Chicken
Apollos Creed
I was born in 1952 given the name Rhodes Balboa.
Master Apollo Creed in the Rocky Mountains
It was a cave in a high peak in the Rockies near Denver with a Beautiful porcelain Thrown (he called John) in the middle of the cave. John Denver was also an initiate of high and I came into the cave hearing the sound of Rocky Mountain high and the smell of an odd scented incense. Just took me to another place. He called this rare incense, which conveniently he rolled in sacred.
He told me of his favorite sacred herbs for incense.... They all smelled kinda like skunk, but with a smokey cigar-like quality. Pungent, but not that bad.
Fitness Guru Swami Balboa wants to pump…you up in 2002!
My name is Swami Balboa and I want to Pump… you up with six rounds of shadow boxing! This is a powerful six step technique that I learned in the Rocky Mountains from my master Apollo Creed.So hear me now and believe me later, if you take my body building tips to be your news years re-solutions, (solutions to practice -and drink- over and over) then you will have a physique of golden Greek proportions like yours truly (Swami flexes his rippling muscles).
Yogacharya-We Love You
He showed me how to roll my own incense.
Before his mahasamadhi in Rocky 4, he passed his mantle to me. And I carry that 1951 Mickey Mantle card wherever I go.
Like all true Masters, Apollo, god of boxing, did not cast a shadow.
He taught me the sacred art of shadow boxing.
He told me to always stay on your feet, that's why I went into stand up.
He also said the 3 bowel movements a day was essential to being a Master. "Stay positive and never get down on your dumps", he would tell me.
I am a medium... I hate being a medium. Every where I go I cannot find a shirt in my size.
But I am also a medium or channel.
Tell a Vision
Rocky Road, got on the path.
ideas for funny marijuana names
Blue Monkey Fist
Dankanstein
Mr. Niceguy
Satans Vagina
Shiznittle Bam
Northen Sour Snatch
Hairy vagina musk
Alaskan Thunderfuck
Afghan Shark Attack
Purp Daddy Skunkers
Lebrons Lightning Fart
The North Dakota Train Ride
The Deleware Sunrise
Paul Revere's Horsefart
Rhode Islands Bastard Child
Millard Fillmores Purple Nurps
Martin Van Buren Sideburn Express
Saskatchewan Snatchburgers
Manitobas Finest Tumbleweed
Stonewall Jacksons Gun
The BrainCell Terminator
Hiromshimas Green Smoke
Judahs Redemption
Mr Wiggly Finger
Mr Potatoheads Missing Brain
Kentucky Kurly Fried Chicken
