Raw Humor .org
RawHumor.org is a Non-"Prophet" Organization
Our Mottos: G-U-R-U (Gee You are You) and & Jeez It's Us
Slo-gun: Visualize a Cow "slowly" pulliing out his gun... no his udder gun
  • Om Page - OOOOOMMMM
  • Alive-ication
  • Foreword
  • Preface
  • Intro-Duck-Shun
  • ---Ch 1 - The "H" in Humor---
  • Ch 1a - Hold the Mayo [jokes]
  • Ch 1b - Funny Foods [jokes]
  • Ch 1c - Laughter as Energy Medicine
  • ---Ch2 - The "M" in huMor---
  • Ch2a - G-U-R-U [jokes]
  • Ch 2b - Jeez It's Us [jokes]
  • ---Ch3 - The "O" in humOr
  • Ch 3a - Ah-HA - Math & Science Giggles [jokes]
  • Ch 3b - Things that Make you go Hmmm... [jokes]
  • Ch 3c - Oxymorons for Dummies [jokes]
  • ---Ch 4 - The "R" in humoR---
  • Ch4a - Animal Crackers [jokes]
  • Ch 4b - Assorted Chuckles and Snickers [jokes]
  • ---Ch 5 - The "U" in hUmor---
  • CH 5b - Bryant Meyers Originals [jokes]
  • Appendix
  • My Masters Thesis (Insomnia Cure)
  • References and Background Check
  • Index... Middle, Ring, Pinky & Thumb
  • Reviews for "Raw Humor"
  • RawHumor.org Mission Statement
  • Contact Me
  • 3 Day Colon Cleanse
  • Breatharian
  • Urine Therapy
  • Theory of Nothing
  • New Page

Raw Humor.org Mission Statement (brought to you by Black Mission Figs)

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Raw Humor, Inc - A Non-prophet organization.

Finding Solutions for Serious Problems Through Laughter!
Uplifting Humanity through laughter and smiles...

Our Mission of Raw Humor, Inc is to Inspire Humanity to Love Laughing, humorize their lives and become more happy, healthy, wealthy and wise (especially be a health-"nut" and a "wise"-guy.


Getting Back to Fundamentals, Where the Fun, comes before "da - mental".

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We need to get back to the Fundamentals…

Fundamental Spirituality - (Fun comes before the mental) Need to Take a Vow of Levity… Gravitation force pulls mouth down into a frown, the levitational force lifts the lips into a smile. Levitation is the highest realization of yoga. Enlightenment is the process of lightening up so you can levitate. Ultimately leads to fool realization...

So levity overcomes gravity… In our age there is just too much information… these particles of information get caught between our ears which causes truth decay! --- Lighten up by mental flossing daily!

The simple act of smiling creates happiness hormones (endorphins). So not only does being happy make you smile, but simply smiling will make you happy. 

We are happy because we smile… Isn't that funny?

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