Accolades and Raving Reviews for "Raw Humors"
“This book was very deflating"
~Tom Brady
"This book was harder to finish than a decathon and a sex change. If I had to give it a medal, I would give it a bronze coated cow pattie.
-Caitlyn Jenner
I can only lead you to the truth, I can't make you believe it... But this book is definitely on my Blacklist - #2!
-Raymond Reddington
"This is a great book. I laughed through my ass"
- Jim Carrey
“This is sew knot Funy”
~George W. Bush
"This book needs Change, MAJOR Change that not even Obamacare can fix."
~President Barack Obama
"This book is so far beyond bad its almost funny."
- Howard Stern
“I’ve got to hand it to you Bryant, this is some seriously funny material… yeah, seriously funny” ~Stewy from Family Guy
"Humor Ink? You should have called it Humor Stick...haha"
-Bart Simpson
“A Valiant, yet Woefully Unsuccessful Effort to Unify Humor and Spirituality…Nice try…”
~Deepok Chopra
“At times funny, but the kind of funny that really makes you die laughing… And I should know, I'm dead”
~Roger Ebert
“If this were a recipe book, you would be serving crapola”
~Martha Stewart
“Don’t Buy this Book, Don’t Buy…Booooo-yah”
~Kramer, Mad Money
“I didn’t laugh or move a single muscle in my face, purely unemotional… well done”
~Ted Couple
“You ought to be ashamed of yourself, if you were on the apprentice, you would be so fired”,
~Donald Trump (2010)
"I thought Rosie O'Donnal was my least favorite thing in this world... Until I read your book... Now I can finally forgive her and run for President. Thanks"
-Donald Trump (2015)
"I lost my appetite for a month after reading this and lost 20 pounds. I can't 'weight' for your next book."
-Oprah
"I Believe in life after love, not so sure about after this book"
-Cher or as she told me "I won't Cher"
"Like a Flying in a Virgin, I wish I crashed before I read this book"
Madonna
“Definitely something my Poor Dad might buy… Very 1st quadrant material”
~Robert Kyosaki
“I had a really tough time with this…”
~Nelson Mendela
“Try to Stay in the Now, that’s all I can say because Here in this book there is nothing in the present moment that makes me laugh right now, though, I am no longer reading the jokes, so I guess I really don’t know what I am writing about here”…
~Eckart Tolle
“Look at me when I am talking to you… Look at me… You think this is Funny” ….
~Judge Judy
“Wow, I actually snored with my mouth open…"
~ Conan O'Brien
“You need some serious help pal, let me get you on my show.”
~Dr. Phil
“I have made my decision, I am not taking this book with me... anywhere”
~Lebron "King" James
"I can honestly say I love this Book, but unfortunately I am not honest at all, so great job, you got a real winner here, maybe a best seller, maybe even 7 best sellers!".
~Lance Armstrong
"Brad and I really don't appreciate this kind of Humor, but all the breast to you, ... I...I... mean best to you."
- Angelina Jolie (Speaking for both Mr and Mrs Smith)
~Tom Brady
"This book was harder to finish than a decathon and a sex change. If I had to give it a medal, I would give it a bronze coated cow pattie.
-Caitlyn Jenner
I can only lead you to the truth, I can't make you believe it... But this book is definitely on my Blacklist - #2!
-Raymond Reddington
"This is a great book. I laughed through my ass"
- Jim Carrey
“This is sew knot Funy”
~George W. Bush
"This book needs Change, MAJOR Change that not even Obamacare can fix."
~President Barack Obama
"This book is so far beyond bad its almost funny."
- Howard Stern
“I’ve got to hand it to you Bryant, this is some seriously funny material… yeah, seriously funny” ~Stewy from Family Guy
"Humor Ink? You should have called it Humor Stick...haha"
-Bart Simpson
“A Valiant, yet Woefully Unsuccessful Effort to Unify Humor and Spirituality…Nice try…”
~Deepok Chopra
“At times funny, but the kind of funny that really makes you die laughing… And I should know, I'm dead”
~Roger Ebert
“If this were a recipe book, you would be serving crapola”
~Martha Stewart
“Don’t Buy this Book, Don’t Buy…Booooo-yah”
~Kramer, Mad Money
“I didn’t laugh or move a single muscle in my face, purely unemotional… well done”
~Ted Couple
“You ought to be ashamed of yourself, if you were on the apprentice, you would be so fired”,
~Donald Trump (2010)
"I thought Rosie O'Donnal was my least favorite thing in this world... Until I read your book... Now I can finally forgive her and run for President. Thanks"
-Donald Trump (2015)
"I lost my appetite for a month after reading this and lost 20 pounds. I can't 'weight' for your next book."
-Oprah
"I Believe in life after love, not so sure about after this book"
-Cher or as she told me "I won't Cher"
"Like a Flying in a Virgin, I wish I crashed before I read this book"
Madonna
“Definitely something my Poor Dad might buy… Very 1st quadrant material”
~Robert Kyosaki
“I had a really tough time with this…”
~Nelson Mendela
“Try to Stay in the Now, that’s all I can say because Here in this book there is nothing in the present moment that makes me laugh right now, though, I am no longer reading the jokes, so I guess I really don’t know what I am writing about here”…
~Eckart Tolle
“Look at me when I am talking to you… Look at me… You think this is Funny” ….
~Judge Judy
“Wow, I actually snored with my mouth open…"
~ Conan O'Brien
“You need some serious help pal, let me get you on my show.”
~Dr. Phil
“I have made my decision, I am not taking this book with me... anywhere”
~Lebron "King" James
"I can honestly say I love this Book, but unfortunately I am not honest at all, so great job, you got a real winner here, maybe a best seller, maybe even 7 best sellers!".
~Lance Armstrong
"Brad and I really don't appreciate this kind of Humor, but all the breast to you, ... I...I... mean best to you."
- Angelina Jolie (Speaking for both Mr and Mrs Smith)