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  • Om Page - OOOOOMMMM
  • Alive-ication
  • Foreword
  • Preface
  • Intro-Duck-Shun
  • ---Ch 1 - The "H" in Humor---
  • Ch 1a - Hold the Mayo [jokes]
  • Ch 1b - Funny Foods [jokes]
  • Ch 1c - Laughter as Energy Medicine
  • ---Ch2 - The "M" in huMor---
  • Ch2a - G-U-R-U [jokes]
  • Ch 2b - Jeez It's Us [jokes]
  • ---Ch3 - The "O" in humOr
  • Ch 3a - Ah-HA - Math & Science Giggles [jokes]
  • Ch 3b - Things that Make you go Hmmm... [jokes]
  • Ch 3c - Oxymorons for Dummies [jokes]
  • ---Ch 4 - The "R" in humoR---
  • Ch4a - Animal Crackers [jokes]
  • Ch 4b - Assorted Chuckles and Snickers [jokes]
  • ---Ch 5 - The "U" in hUmor---
  • CH 5b - Bryant Meyers Originals [jokes]
  • Appendix
  • My Masters Thesis (Insomnia Cure)
  • References and Background Check
  • Index... Middle, Ring, Pinky & Thumb
  • Reviews for "Raw Humor"
  • RawHumor.org Mission Statement
  • Contact Me
  • 3 Day Colon Cleanse
  • Breatharian
  • Urine Therapy
  • Theory of Nothing
  • New Page

Accolades and Raving Reviews for "Raw Humors"

“This book was very deflating" 
~Tom Brady

"This book was harder to finish than a decathon and a sex change. If I had to give it a medal, I would give it a bronze coated cow pattie.
-Caitlyn Jenner

I can only lead you to the truth, I can't make you believe it... But this book is definitely on my Blacklist - #2!
-Raymond Reddington 

"This is a great book. I laughed through my ass"
- Jim Carrey 

“This is sew knot Funy” 
~George W. Bush

"This book needs Change, MAJOR Change that not even Obamacare can fix."
~President Barack Obama

"This book is so far beyond bad its almost funny."
- Howard Stern

“I’ve got to hand it to you Bryant, this is some seriously funny material… yeah, seriously funny”  ~Stewy from Family Guy

"Humor Ink? You should have called it Humor Stick...haha" 
-Bart Simpson

“A Valiant, yet Woefully Unsuccessful Effort to Unify Humor and Spirituality…Nice try…” 
~Deepok Chopra

“At times funny, but the kind of funny that really makes you die laughing… And I should know, I'm dead” 
~Roger Ebert

“If this were a recipe book, you would be serving crapola” 
~Martha Stewart

“Don’t Buy this Book, Don’t Buy…Booooo-yah” 
~Kramer, Mad Money

“I didn’t laugh or move a single muscle in my face, purely unemotional… well done” 
~Ted Couple

“You ought to be ashamed of yourself, if you were on the apprentice, you would be so fired”,
~Donald Trump (2010)

"I thought Rosie O'Donnal was my least favorite thing in this world... Until I read your book... Now I can finally forgive her and run for President. Thanks"
-Donald Trump (2015)

"I lost my appetite for a month after reading this and lost 20 pounds. I can't 'weight' for your next book."
-Oprah

"I Believe in life after love, not so sure about after this book"
-Cher or as she told me "I won't Cher"

"Like a Flying in a Virgin, I wish I crashed before I read this book"
Madonna

“Definitely something my Poor Dad might buy… Very 1st quadrant material” 
~Robert Kyosaki

“I had a really tough time with this…” 
~Nelson Mendela

“Try to Stay in the Now, that’s all I can say because Here in this book there is nothing in the present moment that makes me laugh right now, though, I am no longer reading the jokes, so I guess I really don’t know what I am writing about here”…  
~Eckart Tolle 

“Look at me when I am talking to you… Look at me… You think this is Funny” …. 
~Judge Judy

“Wow, I actually snored with my mouth open…"
~ Conan O'Brien

“You need some serious help pal, let me get you on my show.” 
~Dr. Phil

“I have made my decision, I am not taking this book with me... anywhere” 
~Lebron "King" James

"I can honestly say I love this Book, but unfortunately I am not honest at all, so great job, you got a real winner here, maybe a best seller, maybe even 7 best sellers!".
~Lance Armstrong

"Brad and I really don't appreciate this kind of Humor, but all the breast to you, ... I...I... mean best to you."
- Angelina Jolie (Speaking for both Mr and Mrs Smith)
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